All you need to know is this episode was recorded on a ski chair lift. It is windy, literally and figuratively (Altitoots).

Nikki & Anna are excited to welcome our first guest: our buddy, Matt! Matt shares some insights on the gay dating scene, reviews his favorite and not-so-favorite apps and tells a cringe-worthy first date story. The three cover a weird occurrence at a Siena-Rider college basketball game and hope Nigel Hayes doesn't have the yips.

Nikki and Anna work through some etymology questions and share a VerDateIm sent to Anna via Match.com. They ponder a question from a listener: Who Is America’s Sweetheart? They also rehash their hate of Grayson Allen, Johnny Manziel and the NBA in general.

Nikki & Anna discuss Ronda Rousey's unfortunate bout, cold weather in the South, date shakes, a listener story From the Ball Sack that includes a four-date reveal of unsavory suitor details, and their undying hatred for Duke point guard Grayson Allen. And some other stuff. 

Despite throat issues, Nikki & Anna share their thoughts on Match.com: they aren’t good. They also give some handy online dating red flags, possibly insult some listeners along the way, then briefly discuss the Badgers Bowl game. (But since it doesn’t really matter it is a very brief discussion.)