The ladies remember the Bobbitts as Nikki stares down the barrel of 40. They learned a lot, so will you; like how Nikki wore actual graphic tees. Don't worry, they still cover dating (#twinning) and sports ($330M balls). Bonus: Bobsie makes a quick appearance!
Everyone's talking about it, so are we: Robert Kraft is a dirty bird. We love massages, Anna will get one anywhere and anytime, but this is disgusting. Also, we're continuing to make BDE a thing.
Happy Valentine's Day! Nothing is more romantic than Anna not ignoring gentlemanly gestures and Nikki retelling an epic journey of a date. We don't know which was more fried: The dude or the Avocado frites. Remember, she's doing this for you.
Anna initiates a rare apology to a loyal listener; that's how much the ladies loves you all. Next, Big Dick Energy - BDE - is the topic of the day. Lets dick-scuss. [insert dancing lady emoji & eggplant emoji]
Coming at ya from Park City, the ladies and Producer Matt give a, liiikkeeee, update on the New York dating scene for the gays. Plus, isn't everyone tired of hearing about Nikki?!
PS: The sound quality isn't awesome. We were probably drunk. That will make sense once you listen.
Anna reads a ball sac where ghosting turns into haunting [insert creepy ghost emoji]. Nikki's love of boxing takes a bloody turn. And, well, Tom Brady, the divorced mother of 2.
The Super Bowl match is set and the Patriots are in it again... we're bored already. Nikki's attracting a lot of bees in the hives, and she's trying some new approaches to work through the bench quicker. Anna recalls that time the internet probably [definitely] broke when she was trying to date.
What is age but a number... everyone can apparently fabricate. While the rest of us get older, including Stanley (HBD!), Nikki magically gets younger. Meanwhile, we've got the final four in the Playoffs... that means opinions and gambling.
PSA: We just want to say that sometimes LWB's half-informed reporting can lead to real change. So, be sure to tune in every week to stay fully abreast(s) of all breaking news. #Davenport4Life
Niche is back on the apps hoping to avoid a Bumble Fumble. It's NYC, so weird shit is bound to happen. Also, apologies in advance to a one Ms. M Davenport... Consider this episode dedicated to you.
Whelp, our true crimes and mysteries are spilling into sports; we're here to cover it. More importantly, these cold hearts are warmed by a Loyal Listener who has a lot to celebrate. #GoBadgers
Season's greetings! Gifting words of advice, the ladies want to remind us: Don't forget to get your mammograms and make smart tattoo choices.
Anyone know when in the 12 Days of Christmas we are? Neither do we. Nikki expresses some mAAjor hAAte from her recent air travels, and Anna learns a little something about chivalry from her beau and from a former Badger... but definitely NOT from American Airlines.
Fantasy football is in the playoffs, so it's time for the the ladies discuss the best fantasy team names. 'Tis the season for holiday parties and excessive drinking so new game: Drink every time Nikki says "thus" this episode.
Social media gets these ladies fired up but in the end, it cools them down. After a few dating gems [spoiler: Dinosaur earthquakes], they remind us they're moved on to Badger Basketball... and boxing? Don't worry, they quickly digress into Instagram commenting.
Advice from 1958 continues, focused on landing that husband of yours. Perfect: Anna needs it to fulfill a special Thanksgiving wish. Badger basketball, here we come!
Also, Producer Leslie makes an appearance, with some pretty aggressive tip tap typing.
1958 has some advice for us single birds... 129 places to find a man. Here's a teaser: Become an airline stewardess; carry a hat box; get lost at a football game; go on a diet, if you need to.
Nikki is BACK and better than ever! And, Anna's back from Nam, very jet lagged. The ladies recap the continued overexposure from the trip, including private bits being caressed and fertility huts. Warning: This isn't a cultural podcast.
We're in Vietnam... still... but down one person. No matter. The remaining two are still being shunned for being single, while one is having happy time. Question: Do you get full naked for a massage?
Xin chao, everybody! The ladies and Producer Matt are coming to you live from Vietnam this week, though we couldn't tell you where exactly. We've seen some things, we've learned some things, and we were almost down a guide.
The Royal Birthday was a success.. and we'll all be hungover until Niche turns 40. Just deal with us on this episode: A baby bird needs to realize when to just say YAS and Nikki's fantasy team is anything but a fantasy. Next time, we're coming at ya from Vietnam!
It's the last episode before The Royal Birthday and Anna.is.spiraling. It kicked off by a trip to Ann Arbor where the Badgers lost and Anna got lost... and basically lost her mind. But, thank God for bushes and doodles.
It's marathon weekend but this episode is just like the rest, a sprint. The ladies discuss two new kinds of sports and dating balls. All of this, just shy of 2 weeks to the Royal Birthday.
Even though it's dark times for our nation's highest court, the ladies deliver us deep thoughts and humor about submarines, agism, arches, and helmet mishaps.
Let's all yell a little dilly dilly for the Browns and their first win in 635 days... that's about how long it takes an elephant to have a baby. The ladies also reach deep into the ballsack for life lessons and self-reflections.