Ciao from Italia, Loyal Listeners! The ladies report from Europe, tanner than they’ve ever been, eating so much pizza they’ll need a break back home (for no more than 2 days). There’s been a conscious uncoupling, and some oddball interactions with functioning alcoholics and a guy who shares pictures on text like it’s Instagram.
It’s back to school as these broads head back to the US! Pop an Ichnusa and enjoy their version of Bey’s Homecoming, titled Assembly.
Another month away, another month of thinking, "Am I alone in this?!" by our hosts and loyal listeners. Nikki needs a breath of fresh air after "Hal" leaves her unhinged. Anna's run in with the police furthers the argument for body cams. And, Allie, a loyal listener, is our Verdatem guest star.
We can't make this shit up, even though we're the most creative ladies you'll ever meet.
Ladies run the world! We're celebrating the USA team's win of the World Cup. It's one of the few joys, with all the moving, non-texting dudes, and still touch-n-go broken toes...
It's been a month and the ladies spell it out for ya. There were some ups, some downs, and some tumble downs. They talk about adventures in the wilds of New York: The Catskills and the Manhattan dating scene.
Anna has a doppleganger, stairs are hard, Nikki's rich, and NYC guys are aliens; the ladies discuss it all.
Also, all good things come once a month: Periods, bills, and now Last Week's Balls with even better content. We'll be back the first Tuesday of every month; See you next Tuesday (June 4!).
This one goes out to all the amazing women in Game of Thrones who killed it (truly) in S8E3. GoT is our sport of choice this week. We're placing big bets on who dies and who survives. We never miss an excuse to gamble.
The ladies of LWB are together in Chicago, along with Producer Matt. Everyone takes a break from partying long enough to record the podcast and talk about Matt's... interesting... date.
The ladies cover a rare topic for them: Hockey. Fortunately, since they don't know much, they have a special guest and expert, Mr. John King. He has a "young" betting approach. He's also a great third wheel, witnessing some pretty interesting dating action.
This week Anna and Nikki welcome a guest co-host, Z! Z talks about marriage, love languages, and being a Z-ero generation immigrant from China. We aren't 100% sure on Z's first name, but we're 100% sure Anna shouldn't try to pronounce it.
Anna's making big changes, which is her worst nightmare. So, for a sense of normalcy, the ladies tap a verdatem and make some NCAA bets. #lastweeksbookies
The ladies are back from Vegas, though barely hanging on. This is Vegas at 40. To reminisce about the good times, Nikki and Anna talk their top 10, and there are some GEMS!
The ladies are booming about VEGAS and every bitty adventure that awaits! They're heading out this week, so they spend some time talking seeds and planting 'em.
Nikki's finally 40! The ladies address how dudes expect a perfect makeup'd female face, regardless of age; lay off us! Plus, it's almost our favorite time of year - March Madness and Vegas!
The ladies remember the Bobbitts as Nikki stares down the barrel of 40. They learned a lot, so will you; like how Nikki wore actual graphic tees. Don't worry, they still cover dating (#twinning) and sports ($330M balls). Bonus: Bobsie makes a quick appearance!
Everyone's talking about it, so are we: Robert Kraft is a dirty bird. We love massages, Anna will get one anywhere and anytime, but this is disgusting. Also, we're continuing to make BDE a thing.
Happy Valentine's Day! Nothing is more romantic than Anna not ignoring gentlemanly gestures and Nikki retelling an epic journey of a date. We don't know which was more fried: The dude or the Avocado frites. Remember, she's doing this for you.
Anna initiates a rare apology to a loyal listener; that's how much the ladies loves you all. Next, Big Dick Energy - BDE - is the topic of the day. Lets dick-scuss. [insert dancing lady emoji & eggplant emoji]
Coming at ya from Park City, the ladies and Producer Matt give a, liiikkeeee, update on the New York dating scene for the gays. Plus, isn't everyone tired of hearing about Nikki?!
PS: The sound quality isn't awesome. We were probably drunk. That will make sense once you listen.
Anna reads a ball sac where ghosting turns into haunting [insert creepy ghost emoji]. Nikki's love of boxing takes a bloody turn. And, well, Tom Brady, the divorced mother of 2.
The Super Bowl match is set and the Patriots are in it again... we're bored already. Nikki's attracting a lot of bees in the hives, and she's trying some new approaches to work through the bench quicker. Anna recalls that time the internet probably [definitely] broke when she was trying to date.
What is age but a number... everyone can apparently fabricate. While the rest of us get older, including Stanley (HBD!), Nikki magically gets younger. Meanwhile, we've got the final four in the Playoffs... that means opinions and gambling.
PSA: We just want to say that sometimes LWB's half-informed reporting can lead to real change. So, be sure to tune in every week to stay fully abreast(s) of all breaking news. #Davenport4Life
Niche is back on the apps hoping to avoid a Bumble Fumble. It's NYC, so weird shit is bound to happen. Also, apologies in advance to a one Ms. M Davenport... Consider this episode dedicated to you.
Whelp, our true crimes and mysteries are spilling into sports; we're here to cover it. More importantly, these cold hearts are warmed by a Loyal Listener who has a lot to celebrate. #GoBadgers
Season's greetings! Gifting words of advice, the ladies want to remind us: Don't forget to get your mammograms and make smart tattoo choices.
Anyone know when in the 12 Days of Christmas we are? Neither do we. Nikki expresses some mAAjor hAAte from her recent air travels, and Anna learns a little something about chivalry from her beau and from a former Badger... but definitely NOT from American Airlines.